Hi. I hate when people make noise doing the most normal of shit. Why are you yawning so loud? Must your cough shatter glass objects? Skedaddle.

That yawning shit though? THAT MOTHERFUCKING YAWNING SHIT?! ……..it disturbs me to no end. *fixes tie*

"This nigga ain’t even got no legs…can’t even tell him to skedaddle."